• me: *reciting every word from Johnny weir documentary"
• mom: im homeee.. wait.. what are you watching on tv?
• me: nothing
• mom: OH FOR GOD SAKES. IM SICK OF YOU WATCHING THIS DOCUMENTORY, THIS IS LIKE THE 17TH TIME.
• me: LEAVE HIM ALONE. HE JUST WON HIS FIRST NATIONAL TITLE SHUT UP HES FRAGILE.